yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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