I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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