kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
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its like you know when i get waxed
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