The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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