Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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