So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
No I am not eating basil off your cock
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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