Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
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I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
we're so committed to being not committed
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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