IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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