Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
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