Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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