I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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