made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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