I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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