why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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