u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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