That's intense
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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