what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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