Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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