I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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