it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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