i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
He kissed a someone with a penis
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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