Your tits are I can't wait for
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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