I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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