I can one-up you twice over. I found *my* dildo in my mom's drawer after it was confiscated from my sock drawer.
And we both found three of Dad's dildo's, one still wrapped with a condom, in his drawer going through things after he'd died. Along with all of his interracial bi-sexual porn collection. Nothing's more awkward than finding your dad's copy of "Gilligan's Bi-land" in front of your mother.
my boyfriend and i woke up hung over once, mortified that we had been using my mom's dildo that night. ...if you cant air laundry on this skeez site, where else??
11:09- i HOPE thats a joke... if not that is truly fucking disgusting. & for the original person who wrote this... how did you know it was wet?!
also i agree with 1:14; 12:36- get a life
10:44, you my friend win! side note... why is it so gross to hear someone found their mom's dildo, wet? i think its kinda hot that a older woman still gets a little naughty from time to time. ...still wish they could post pics to these posts
I got one for you, i was 12 trying to find a gameboy i'd been grounded from and found my moms vibrator under her bed. had no idea what it was til my brother (with a horrified look on his face) told me to turn it off and wash my hands
LOL LOL LOL!!1 WHY ARE YOU WEARING YOUR MOTHER'S SOCKS??!? GET YOUR OWN DAMN SOCKS AND BE A CONTRIBUTING MEMBER OF SOCIETY BY BUYING AND WEARING YOUR OWN SOCKS!!! INDEPENDENCY FAILLL!!! LOLZORZX!!! LOL LOL LOL!!1
It could be wet from having been washed and put away without drying it, but that seems a bit unlikely.
Side note, I need to find a new place for my vibrators then just my sock drawer.
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