My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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