I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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