You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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