why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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