Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
are you so shy because you have an std?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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