a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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