Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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