ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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