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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue

(484): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm in love

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(713): View more from Texas

Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight

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(415): View more from California

how hairy? two words: wookie tits

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?

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(435): View more from Utah

it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.

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(951): View more from California

my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?

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(512): View more from Texas

when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!

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