I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
My bed is full of blood and feathers
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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