Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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