life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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