quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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