if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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