It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
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