You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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