Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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