Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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