did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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