Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
My penis needs a shock collar
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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