The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
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