walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
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