hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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