How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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