4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
My hand turned me down
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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