Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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