summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
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