she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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