He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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