420 ftw
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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