There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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